pwnyta:

I doodled a stupid little, sketchy, messy, poo comic that is  ZoroSopp? UZopp… Usoro? WHATEVS. The point is, it happened. I’ll probably clean it up later, like I do, when I mash a bunch of doodles on one page and stick them on DA!

Zoro: ZZZ
Usopp: I can do this. I CANT DO THIS! I CAN DO IT!

Usopp: I…. I…

Usopp: -kissus-
Usopp: /JAB JAB JAB
Zoro: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?! Da fuck?!

Zoro: WHAT THE HELL USOPP?!
Usopp: Im sorry…!!!
Zoro: ITS A GOOD THING YOU KISSED THAT SIDE!
Usopp: Im sorry!!!
Zoro: OR ID BE COMPLETELY FUCKING BLIND!
Usopp: I-Im sorry? … Wait youre only upset about th-.

Zoro: -retaliation!-
Usopp: dfghjdgkudgh /blush blush
Usopps nose: /bends painfully

Zoro: Now dont you go sayin-
Usopp: /bow. Thank you.

Zoro: sdfgstyhsf /push
Usopp: HHIIIIEEEE

Usopp: /whump
Usopps mind: This is g-going exactly as I-I pl-pl-planned…. Th-the Great Ca-Captain Usopp…. /lies lies lies YEEEAH~

Zoro: /push push push
Usopp: 8C dfrhnfghkdgyh

Zoro: /flop
Usopp: ………?!??!

Usopp: …. Z-Zoro-kun…

Zoro: /inhuman growling noises

Usopp: K.

THE END.

The moral of this story… if you stab Zoro in the eye with your really long nose and wake him up… you will be kissed and turned into a pillow.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ TRUE STORY.
/A fanfiction by Ewim

usuu:

there are certain people whos textposts i love reading even if they arent funny or about intersting stuff they just have a nice way of talking about their lives

cindry:

when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now